I Am an Awful Human Being

Seriously, I deserve to be shot by a Paul Sorvino look alike because Paul Sorvino and even his character Rotti are too good to kill me. I am such a terrible, dumb moron! I FORGOT Anthony Stewart Head's 59th birthday!!!!! It slipped my mind! I didn't remember! I marked my calendar! I made plans to force everyone in my house to listen to his album (Music for Elevators), make everyone sit down to some tea, toast, marmalade and golden cake, and write a quick song! But I didn't do any of that because I'm the idiot who forgot Anthony Stewart Head's birthday. Oh well. I know! I'll have a little belated B-day partay There will be no golden cake because I forgot to go buy some. But there shall be tea, toast, some delicious orange marmalade that I DID remember to get, and Music for Elevators (plus his Repo! And Buffy songs)! I feel real guilty for forgetting Tony's birthday. I admire his talent and his personality immensely and I hope that yesterday was his best birthday yet with many more wonderful birthdays to follow. I'm also totally writing that song. Well byezies!